Why, oh why does my dear grandma have to call me while I’m masterbating. Twice. Who’s no longer aroused? Me.
I forgot deo for my b-o.
Girl, please. I beg that people laugh at my misfortune because I’d be the first one to laugh if I saw someone fall and bust their ass.
…nbd or anything
get the fuck out!#@#
bottle return at 8:00 am.
received many odd looks from people as I was returning all beer cans.
got gross beer all over myself and car leaving me with a wonderful scent when I came to work.
used clorox cleanup to clean the mat in my car and got a drop on my new dress.
only earned probably 8 dollars.
and the dress was 16 so i basically lost 8 dollars and respect from my co-workers who now think im drunk at work
bums can have the cans and bottles.
EFF THAT NOISE!